| Strange Actual Newspaper Headlines Posted: 01/13/2006 08:59:25
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| Teenage Girls Often Have Babies Fathered by Men Infertility Unlikely to be Passed On Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores Lack of Brains Hinders Research Sausage Lands Grandmother in Jail Chef Finds New Game as Rat Exterminator Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday How to Combat That Feeling of Helplessness With Illegal Drugs Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find Smokers Are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency Chicken Banned From Crossing the Road Falling Limb Injures Man at Golf Championship Suspect: Bombs Not Meant to Harm NJ Judge to Rule on Nude Beach Boy Who Drowned Couldn't Swim Cemetery Faces Grave Problems Over Space Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold as Pet Fish Physicist Recommends Bigger Balls to Slow Down Male Tennis Players Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust-Free Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead War Dims Hope for Peace Man Tries Armed Robbery with Knife in Gun Store Plot to Kill Officer Had Vicious Side Submitted by Pasadena Phil |
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